There is a thermostatic error in temperature every year. It always happens about now. The thermostat accounting for temperature outside, gives a 21 degree reading on the Fahrenheit scale. Inside, all is well at 68.
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To pull this off, they must convince my fragile mind that I am not normal, and they are normal. They somehow maneuver the reading on the thermostat to read 68 then, pursue my poor mind to believe my circulation is nil. If it’s really 68 why, am I so cold?
What if, I’m not real? What if I died, and I’m a zombie? Zombies don’t have or, need circulation. They don’t bleed. Is it possible zombies don’t thrive during the winter? Are they suppose to hibernate?
Snap out of it! Am I crazy? A crazy zombie? Have they actually breached my brain cells, and influenced me to a depth I cannot recover? I have no desire for any more brains. The ones I have are confusing enough. I might starve as a zombie. Maybe I’m not but, what if, I am?
Things are not adding up. Why do I have to take Coumadin? That is useless if, I have no blood and/or circulation. Are the pharmacists in on this conspiracy for the business? Does this conspiracy have far reaching tentacles?
The thermostat right across the room depicts a 68 reading in the room but, I am freezing. What if, that reading is not what it says? What if, my Son is so smart, he has somehow maneuvered the reading to double the actual temperature?
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I’m going to make a movie about this, and I’m going to call it, ‘Night of the Living Dead.’ It will be a documentary, and will expose everybody involved in this horrible conspiracy against a freezing, nice, wonderful, sweet old man who might be a zombie but, desires no brain food, and needs warmth.
Watch out Michael Moore, you haven’t seen a documentary, yet.
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